• Thorin: I'm going to reclaim my lost homeland from a living embodiment of death and greed.
  • Gandalf: Cool.
  • Gandalf: Hey, can I bring my friend?
  • Gandalf: He needs to get out of the house more.
  • mcmahonism:

    the un are having a conference on gender equality and have only invited men like that was an actual joke on parks and recreation and now it has happened in real life

    "At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away